Burt.
- What? - Don't.
Why?
Come back up here, I want to kiss you.
No, come on. I want to do this. I'm staying down here.
Okay.
- Just don't blow. - What?
Don't blow.
Why would I blow?
I don't know why you do anything you do, Burt.
Just don't blow.
- Okay. Just stop moving. Okay? - Okay.
You'll love it.
All right, no more talking.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Why'd you stop?
I'm just trying to figure out how to say what I'm about to say.
Why do you have to say anything?
You taste different. Did you know that?
No, Burt. How would I know that?
Just get up here. Okay? I don't want to keep talking to the top of your head.
- Do you want me to shower? - No, no.
You don't taste dirty. You just taste different.
Like, kind of fruity.
God.
Wait. Did you know a woman can taste different depending on various co-factors?
I don't want to hear that.
And I thought that we agreed you wouldn't use the word "co-factors".
No, I said I wouldn't misuse it.
All I'm saying is, from what I've read about vaginal flavor...
- Jesus! - From what I've read,
abrupt changes can happen when a woman's either menopausal
or...
Burt?
Oh! Good, you're awake.
What are you doing?
Cobbling.
I really want to be that dad that knows how to make stuff out of wood. You know?
I just want our kid to wake up in the morning and walk out on the back porch
and find me cobbling.
You know, that's not what it's called.
Yeah, it is.
Burt, cobbling is shoes.
That's why the people that make shoes are called cobblers.
You're not cobbling, you're carving.
Or possibly whittling.
- Good morning. - Morning.
I got this great book on knots.
300 knots, and I'm gonna learn them all.
And I still have to build that kiln. Man, you gotta be ready.
You remember, we go to your parents' house this afternoon?
Yeah, you know, I pushed that because I have Family Defense class today.
Yeah. Does everybody there dress like that?
Hey, where are those goggles you had?
- My airbrush ones? - Yeah.
- You can't use them. - Got them.
Burt.
All right. I will be back at 3:00.
Maybe a little later if I get into some hand-to-hand combat.
- Okay, bye. - Bye.
They look like the California Raisins, remember?
The big bodies, the little legs and the sunglasses.
Lovely.
It's so bad. I really wish you could see this.
You want to hear the pregnancy rap? It's even worse.
You get much more from your pelvic floor
When you pass on the bagel and do one more Kegel
Jesus Christ. Tell me, do I have to be this uncool for the rest of my life?
What are you doing? You're talking to me while you're exercising?
No, I'm just watching it.
I have this subdural hematoma thing due Friday.
I'm trying to finish it before we go out tonight.
Out? You two? Where?
Dinner at Burt's parents'.
Ooh!
They must be out-of-their-minds excited.
Yeah, you know them.
I think they're probably happy to be the only set of grandparents
and have the baby to themselves.
Don't say that. You're lucky to have them so close.
I know, I know. We're gonna lean pretty hard on them.
You know I'd be there if I could.
I hate that I'll be so far away.
I know.
Who do you think she'll look like?
God, I hope she doesn't have Burt's...
What, facial hair?
Feet.
Those feet. Square feet.
Like seal flippers.
Oh! Shit, I just gave this guy's brain a vulva.
I really want her to have an epic kind of childhood.
I want her to run along streams and know how to work a canoe,
be able to entertain herself outside.
I want her childhood to be Huck Finn-y. You know?
Yeah. I had that.
Yeah, exactly.
Burt Farlander.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You old so-and-so.
I'm sorry about your Pacers, my friend.
Hey, if you think Mike Dunleavy can carry more than a bucket of water,
I got some Florida swampland you might be interested in. Yeah.
That's loud.
No, real good price.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh! That one gets me every time. Yeah.
Well, I'm glad you called. Yeah.
You're too much. All right, I will. Bye.
They expect that from me.
They expect you to sound like Casey Kasem.
Verona, most of these guys are in their 50s and 60s.
We're talking about millions of dollars in insurance futures.
They don't want to be dealing with some 33-year-old that didn't finish college.
So, Casey Kasem finished college?
Yeah.
- This next long-distance dedication... - No.
...goes out to a really special girl. The letter reads,
"Dear Casey, my name is Burt, and my girlfriend's pregnant and frustrated.
"Could you play a song that will make her smile? Thanks. Signed, Burt Farlander. "
Your pregnant girlfriend's gonna kill you.
Go away.
Thanks, Casey.
Oh! Look at you! You look so big!
Good for you! Hi.
Wow, look at your hair.
I freed it!
I don't think it makes you look crazy at all.
I know, I know. Get inside. Your father's just finishing up a call.
Sit, Verona. Sit next to me and let me hear the heartbeat.
You can't hear the heartbeat 'cause her placenta is on... Okay.
Well, Bill, if you believe that,
I've got a bridge in New York you might be interested in. Yep, okay.
- That is really sweet. - Au revoir.
Hey, Jerry. You're looking so much better. You can barely tell.
Oh! Thank you, my dear.
Verona, you look beautific.
Thank you.
Hey, did you bring the pictures from the sonogram?
I did. Here you go, Dad.
These are fabulous.
You haven't opened the envelope yet.
I can just tell he's a beauty.
She's a girl. Did you...
Yes. I did tell you that, Dad.
She's a beauty. Wow. Spectacular.
Exquisite. I mean, talk about perfection.
Verona, do you think she's gonna look like you?
Well, I hope so. I think I'm the mom.
I just want a little Verona.
After two boys, I want a little Verona in a leotard. Can you do that for me?
I will definitely work on it.
Okay, and just how black do you think she'll be?
Mom...
Wow. I don't know.
Maybe we can leave her out in the sun for a couple of days, expedite things?
Verona, are you on schedule?
Oh! Jerry! You don't ask her that!
But I'll tell you what scares me, it's that tilted uterus of yours.
Does it really?
Do you think that's gonna make the delivery hell?
I don't know.
- You know how I had this one? - Yes.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
- In the tub. Uh-huh. - Yep.
I had to call the fire department, it happened so fast.
The water broke, I make the call.
Ten minutes later, three firemen burst in the bathroom.
- You've got to picture me. - No, we don't.
I'm 23, gorgeous, alone, the skirt's hiked up to the waist, the legs are apart,
I'm huffing and puffing, and bang!
I'm surrounded by the three men in the uniforms.
It's August, so humid.
My blouse is soaked, I'm engorged with milk...
Did they bring their hoses, Gloria?
They were all over me.
Very capable men, knew exactly what they were doing.
Almighty food gatherer, father of the earth, sky, water and ice
and food, we give you thanks.
Thank you.
So, we've been reading a bunch of books,
trying to decide what kind of birthing experience we want to have.
That's terrific.
And we think that we want to limit the amount of people in the room,
or near the room.
Well, you don't have to worry about that.
Right. No sweat.
And we decided that we don't want any videotaping. Sorry, Jerry.
Right, I won't. Fabulous.
But we really want to share this with you.
Your presence is really, really important to us.
- Definitely. - Yeah, yeah.
You're so right. We so are looking forward to it.
We will definitely be there.
The only reason we won't be there is if we're living in Belgium.
Okay, we have news.
It's big.
- What is it? - We're leaving in June.
We're finally doing it.
You're leaving in June?
Mmm-hmm.
The baby's due in July.
Right. To Antwerp. City of light.
Well, that's not... No, you're not.
Yeah, we are. It's gonna be superb.
No. And don't say that word.
We thought you'd be proud of us.
We've been talking about this for 15 years.
And now we can finally do it.
You're leaving a month before the baby's born?
You're moving 3,000 miles away from your grandchild.
I think it's more than 3,000, isn't it, Jerry?
I think so.
I can't believe this!
There are planes, Burt.
We've been planning this forever, folks. You know that.
I didn't know that.
Wait, hold on a second. How long are you gonna live there?
Just two years. Okay?
"Just two years"? You guys.
Wait. Are you selling the house?
See, that's the best part. We were going to rent the house out
with the help of a very elegant gentleman named Fareed,
but no one's come forward yet. So...
Wait. How long have you been planning this?
Hold on. If we don't find a renter in the next month,
you two can stay here while we're gone.
You can have the house for the next two years.
Outstanding.
Were your ears burning?
Your ears must have been on fire, sir.
What is that?
Oh!
Magnificent, isn't it? I didn't think you'd notice. $12,000.
I cannot believe it.
I know. She's a Choctaw princess, I'm told.
I think it's important that we honor our Indian...
Indigent people... Our ingenious...
In-de-gentious people.
Who was it?
Nobody.
Was it... Was it Fareed?
Later.
Later. Hmm.
If it was Fareed, did he...
Yeah.
- He did? He... - Mmm-hmm.
When? The day we leave. The day we leave.
Oh, my God!
I guess we've got some more news for you two.
We could get someone else to be the grandparents.
Those old people, across the street, what are their names?
I mean, we moved here for them.
And now, they're gonna miss the baby's first two years.
It just really takes selfishness to a whole new level.
It's not like your parents are doing anything.
My parents are dead, Burt.
Still.
I can see my breath.
Hold on, I'll get the thing.
Make it nice and toasty. There you go.
- God damn it. - Great.
All I did was turn it on.
I even said to the guy at the store, I said, "Could I have a red fuse?"
He said, "You want a blue fuse".
I said, "No, I already had the blue fuse.
"Didn't work out great. So I'll take a red one. "
He's like, "Trust me, it's the blue one. "Okay".
Now we know who will be getting a red fuse next time.
Burt. You know, we don't have to stay here.
What?
I'm saying we could leave, too.
But we live here.
I know, but the only reason that we're here is because your parents are here.
Or were here.
Well, where would we go?
I don't know. We could go anywhere we want.
Anywhere anywhere?
Yeah.
I can do my job from anywhere.
And all you need's a phone, right?
Well, we don't want to go back to Chicago, do we?
No, we did Chicago.
I used to picture myself in Alaska. God, I love that landscape.
- Alaska? - Yeah.
You've never mentioned Alaska.
Wow, they pay people to live in Alaska.
Oh!
Phoenix. We could live near my sister.
She could be Auntie Grace all the time.
Think of that, Burt. That would make me so happy.
And Lily and Lowell live there.
Who are Lily and Lowell?
Lily, my old boss in Chicago.
Right.
What do you think of that?
Yeah, they could be our friends in Phoenix.
They weren't really our friends in Chicago.
I know, but they could be when we live in Phoenix.
They could be our new good friends when we live in Phoenix.
Well, we wouldn't need a space heater in Phoenix.
Burt, are we fuck-ups?
No.
What do you mean?
I mean, we're 34.
33.
We don't even have this basic stuff figured out.
Basic, like how?
Basic, like how to live.
We're not fuck-ups.
We have a cardboard window.
We're not fuck-ups.
I think we might be fuck-ups.
We're not fuck-ups.
Are we nuts?
Well, look around.
We both agree we need to be near some kind of family.
Some friends, something. Some connection, someone we know, so...
We'll look at Phoenix, see my sister.
Your closest friends.
Lily and Lowell.
And then to Madison for your job interview.
My what?
God. Your interview.
Your interview with Mutual Choice.
To see if they'll give you a better commission? You set it up.
Okay. So then from Madison, we go home.
No. Did you look at the itinerary?
I stapled it to the inside of your jacket.
See? From Madison, we go to Montreal.
Montreal is where I think we should live if we don't live in Phoenix.
Okay, Montreal.
See? This is exciting, if you think about it.
We're completely untethered, Burt.
This is a dream scenario.
What are you doing?
Honey, let me tuck you in.
God, look at you! You're only six months in!
Jesus, you're huge! And your face, it's so fat!
Come here, give us a hug!
Lowell, come and give a hug to the most beautiful woman in the world.
- Look at that. - Nice to see you, Lowell.
Come on, don't be such a pill.
He's upset 'cause we didn't get into the club.
Hey, how are you?
Good, I was almost out. I'll get an opener.
Verona and I were desk buddies in Chicago.
- I hired her at the agency. - That was before she broke out on her own.
I still have no idea where you learned how to paint the insides of dead people.
So fucking disgusting, girlfriend! Come on, let's get a drink.
She's so talented, our little artiste.
For the land
Of the free
And the home of the brave
Play ball.
Wow. So, you're in Arizona now.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- To the Arizonans. - You got it.
God. I can't believe it. I can't believe how big the kids are now.
- Right? - And Taylor's so handsome.
Well, thanks. We're gonna do something about those ears.
Do you see them? He looks like a trophy. You know what I mean?
One of those trophies with the arms on it.
Oh, my God.
And this one has that dyke look.
She walks like a teamster, doesn't she?
I mean, it's weird. She's only 12, and I know she's a dyke.
Ashley! Ashley!
Show Verona your tough-girl walk. Come on. Go butch on us.
Come on! Come on!
Oh! Now she's shy. Did you see her ass?
She's got like... What is it? What is it?
What? Junk in the trunk.
She's got junk in her trunk!
Oh, my God!
It looks like a duffel bag full of bricks.
I don't know if dykes go for that or not.
Do they? Burt, you worked with a lesbian, didn't you?
Oh!
Yes. Yes, I did.
I can't hear you!
I just don't think we should be talking about it right in front of the children.
Please. Burt, it's just white noise to them. Listen, watch this.
Taylor? Taylor?
Taylor? Taylor? Taylor? Taylor? Taylor?
I can keep going on and on. They don't hear us. Seriously.
So tell me about the dyke.
The greyhounds have reached the starting box for this afternoon's first race.
They are ready to go over the 550-yard course.
What's your line again, Burt?
Insurance.
Like life insurance?
Sometimes.
But it's mostly insurance futures. It's pretty cool, actually.
Similar to how an individual or a family might get insurance,
insurance companies need insurance themselves.
It's sort of this hedge against...
Goddamn.
Of course it would come to this.
Yeah. What?
They made us afraid of everything.
Insurance for insurance, for insurance.
This country is just such a...
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now race time.
Well, anyway, if this country is shit,
everyone else is just the flies on our shit.
Am I right?
And away they go and to the inside.
157 powers out to the front, followed by the...
Go! Go!
...now on the inside turn...
Pick it up, pal! Pick it up!
Hey, Lowell!
I used to have nice tits, right?
Verona doesn't seem to remember, I don't think.
I had nice jugs, right?
They sucked me dry. I don't even need a bra.
Now I just tuck them into my socks. You ready for that, Burt?
They'll look like an old man's nut sack.
They even grow hair on them. A hairy old man's nut sack.
In Some Time and Queen Anne...
In Some Time! Queen Anne is second.
Look at them go!
Pathetic.
So, Burt, you excited about all this?
Yeah.
This might be the best one I've ever seen.
No, the baby, dummy. Does this mean you guys will finally get married?
- They're not married? - I told you that.
Burt wants to, Verona doesn't see the point.
Insurance, for one. If anyone, you should understand that, Bart.
Anyone ever call you Bart? It'd be kind of funny.
We didn't have insurance when Ashley was born.
Well, we thought we did, and then we didn't. And then I couldn't get it.
Pre-existing condition. I'm crazy!
Look, whatever.
I don't know. I...
I guess I just never gave that much thought to "marriage" marriage.
Well, at the very least, it'll keep you from taking off in the middle of the night
when there's trouble.
I almost left Lowell about a dozen times. Kids don't know that.
And then you start thinking about the wedding and all that money...
$46,000 for ours.
It was worth maybe $31,000, $31,500.
I hope you guys move here.
We're having a hell of a time breaking into the social world here.
Really?
It seems very cliquish.
I don't know what it is. We didn't get into the good golf club.
There's no water left, anyway.
The drought's coming. Like the biblical flood, but in reverse.
The golf course will be the first to go. Then the fountains.
All the water fountains. The restaurants.
Basic services.
Large mammals. Then regular-size mammals.
Reptiles. Birds.
Then people.
You done?
Thanks for treating.
This was wonderful. I so hope you move down here.
This is the place for you guys. It's so obvious.
Don't listen to anyone else.
And I'm sorry I said anything about the marriage stuff.
No!
No, you guys do what you need to do.
Your baby won't care. Kids are resilient.
And they're genetically predetermined anyway.
They're screwed up out of the womb. So what?
They'll have cell phones, they'll be fine. Okay.
It was so great to see you.
- Bye, honey. - Bye.
- Okay.
Lowell!
You don't agree with them, do you?
No.
About what?
That thing they said earlier, about how you can't make a good family.
Everything's destined for failure.
No, I don't.
You know that I don't agree, Burt. I just...
I really hate that attitude, you know? "Everything's already broken,
"so why don't we just keep on breaking it again and again?"
Hey, did you... Did you hear what Lily said about her boobs?
Mmm.
Did you know Lily when she had her boobs?
Man, she was huge.
Really?
Enormous.
But as long as the baby's healthy, right?
You awake?
Mmm-hmm.
You're my light, Verona. My sky.
I can't wait to see you as a mom.
Her little hand in yours.
And your smile on her face.
What?
What are we gonna do?
What?
What are we gonna do?
How do you mean?
No one's in love like us, right?
It's so weird. What are we gonna do?
I think we just gotta ride it out.
Hey, listen, I need you to concentrate for a second, okay?
Okay. My sister's been dating
this guy named Rob, who seems nice, but she thinks he's boring.
He likes going to steakhouses, that kind of thing.
- Good afternoon, madam. - Hi.
Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing, steakhouses?
Bad. Anyway...
Like an Outback Steakhouse?
I'm not sure.
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse?
I honestly don't know.
But we need to make him seem cool.
She loves you, Burt. She'll value your endorsement of this guy.
I got it.
And don't look at her boobs.
No, I'm over it. I was better last time.
Yeah, but she's bigger now. She went on the pill
and she's been complaining about getting new bras and everything.
Wait a minute. Why don't you go on the pill?
Huh! Let me think.
Beckett, what is that?
That's a fern.
That's right, this is a fern.
- What's that? - That's a cactus.
That's a cactus, that's right.
And what is the plural of cactus, huh?
Cacti.
That's right! What is that? What is that?
Baby.
That's right, that's a baby.
This lady is about to have a baby, huh? Any day now.
- Or in three months. - Thank you.
Beckett. Hey, tell the nice lady what you know about babies.
No. Go on, tell the nice people what...
Beckett, you're being rude.
Babies like to breathe, and they're good at hiding it.
I put a pillow over a baby.
I thought she wasn't breathing, but she was.
She was sneaky, but I'll try again.
Okay.
Holy shit, you're actually showing!
I know!
I love that dress! Look what you did to my sister, Burt.
So, you want to get a drink here or go out? Do you need to eat?
We don't want to go out there.
Not right now. No, it's like an oven.
Yeah, it's pretty hot.
No, no, I mean, literally, like an oven.
Like if you were in an oven, that's what it would be like.
It's almost like God's trying to melt us
all down and make something better.
Wow, Burt. That is so stoney.
Well, it's just the Bible.
QED.
Two days ago, he asked me if I liked music.
Like music is something people don't like?
You know, he posed the question like it was some great conversation-starter.
"Grace, do you like music?" It was painful.
I don't know, I wish somebody would ask me that sometime, you know?
'Cause that's a probing sort of intelligence, I think.
- Really? - Yeah.
I mean, he doesn't assume the obvious. He's a lawyer, right?
- A tax attorney. - Tax attorney, that's what I mean.
So he's gotta be smart, he's gotta be wily.
He drives a cabriolet.
A cabriolet, that's good design. Good mileage.
He uses the word "robust".
That's because a lot of things are robust.
He took me to Long John Silver's.
I thought you said it was a steakhouse.
When I told him I didn't want to go to the steakhouse,
he took me to Long John Silver's.
That's being attentive to your needs and your desires.
Who is this guy?
Grace, this guy sounds like a goddamn champ.
He sounds awesome.
I need you to know something. I really think you guys should get married.
Gotta take this.
Ned! Yeah.
Surprised you aren't hiding under a rock,
the way your Padres played last night.
Sorry.
Yeah. Well, what was it?
Yeah. Yeah.
I thought so.
Look at him.
I'm about to have a baby that might have three hands or a shovel for a head,
and the thing he is most concerned about
is whether or not I'm gonna keep my boobs.
I think that's sexy.
Yeah. Yeah.
You got lucky, sister.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah. No, I did.
What is it? I'd put a wager on it.
So what are you looking for? A Jacuzzi-type thing? Or a "tub" tub?
Jacuzzi.
So how do you feel? Do you feel different?
No. No, I feel the same.
Maybe I should feel different.
Maybe it's just late coming to me.
Like everything else.
Join the club.
Can you believe Mom was just 25 when she had you?
Hmm.
Get in.
I don't need to get in. It's a nice tub.
Come on. I'll wash your hair.
If I can get in.
It's nice. I like it.
So when was the last time you went back home?
You know it's been a long time.
When are you gonna sell that place, anyway?
You mean, when are we gonna sell it? I don't know. Not yet.
We've had good luck with renters.
Selling it just seems like the last thing.
Can you imagine how excited Mom and Dad would be if they could see you now?
Stop. You're doing it again.
What?
You're just getting all...
Trying to get me to talk about them.
It's only because you never do.
I do. You know I do. I just did.
I just want to talk more. You're the big sister. You remember more.
Fine. What do you want to know?
You know that baby's gonna have something of them in her.
I mean, what if she's got Mom's crazy green eyes or something?
What if it's one of those features that skipped you and me
and jumps onto the face of that little baby?
You're bringing them back, you know. In a little way.
I know.
Are you trying to make me cry in a bathtub?
In a bathtub showroom?
You're gonna be a great mom.
Like our mom.
- Hi. - Hello.
You know you can't fly after eight months. Airline policy.
Oh! I'm only six months.
Dana, come here for a second.
Do you have a note from the doctor?
What? Really?
It's okay. You're supposed to have a note from the doctor
if you want to fly after eight months.
But I'm only six months, so...
Uh-huh.
Carrie? You got a minute?
She says she's only six months.
Can you turn to the side?
I think this is better, actually.
This is the railroad. The romance of the rails.
'Rona, it's like Casey Jones or Thomas the Train.
Hey, you know what? We might see some buffalo.
I'm so tired of being big.
I'm tired of not having sex.
Do you want to have sex?
No.
We haven't done it in a month.
And you don't want to now?
No.
I just... I feel so ugly.
No, no, no. Don't be sad.
You're not that big. You're still super-sexy.
Hot, even.
Oh! No. Honey... Hey.
I'll always love you.
Even if you're enormous.
Even if it takes you months to lose this weight. A year.
Even if you gain weight after having the baby.
Even if you gain so much weight that I can't find your vagina.
You go ahead and write that in stone in your heart.
I will love you.
Even if I can't find your vagina.
Her heart rate's pretty slow.
What is it?
It's like 115.
That seems normal enough, right?
Well, it's supposed to be between 120 and 160.
She's just mellow. Mellow's good.
I don't want mellow now. I want lively now, mellow later.
I think it's fine.
That's 'cause you don't want to fight.
We should fight more, just get riled up.
Didn't we fight last night?
No, we discussed.
We need to fight. You never raise your voice.
Okay.
You've done something wrong, and I'm really bothered by it.
Man, am I cross. Real mad.
No, it has to be convincing.
Like, should I swear?
No, just raise your voice.
You cuntsucker!
I didn't mean now.
But the element of surprise is so crucial.
You've never heard me say "cuntsucker" before, have you?
- No. - See?
And I will get that heart rate up. I know what I'm doing.
Wow, look at this. This is really nice.
Yeah, it is.
So, is Ellen a full professor or an associate?
And wait, which side is she on? She's a first cousin, right?
She's not technically my cousin, actually.
Her mom was an old friend of my dad's. I've no idea how.
Anyway, they started calling us cousins when we were kids.
She always used to make me take pictures of her.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Do you know where Ellen Fisher-Herrin's office is?
Ellen Fisher-Herrin. Yes, I do know.
As a matter of fact, she's in William Stone Hall.
Room 340, about halfway down.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
She'll be the mom without the stroller.
She doesn't have a stroller?
I thought you said she got some sort of big trust fund.
She did. Oh! Here it is.
I thought her name was Ellen. What does "L-N" stand for?
No!
Don't say anything. Please.
It's open.
Here we go.
Hello.
Welcome.
Come on in. Come on in.
Come on in. Okay.
Okay.
Mama's gonna put her booby back in.
All right.
I'll give it right back. I'll give it right back.
So great to have you. It's good to see you. Hi.
How are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
You remember Verona?
Hi.
Of course.
How can I forget such a gorgeous woman?
Oh! Verona, you just look beautiful.
Thanks.
Look at your hair.
Yeah.
And, well, it's a boy.
A girl.
No.
Really? With those hips and that shape? Who told you it was a girl?
Well, the doctor and the sonogram...
Well, we'll see.
Right.
Should we go?
- Yes. - Yes.
Sorry we're late. I tried to call.
Oh! Right. Yeah, I don't answer the phone when I'm nursing.
It's not fair to the children.
I gotta get this one to crafting.
We got directions from this really nice lady who seemed to know you.
She was... Had brown hair, wearing a blazer and glasses.
She had a baby.
Ruby. Oh!
Poor Ruby. She hates me.
I breastfed her baby.
- Pardon? - Can you do that?
Well, I was baby-sitting and the child was fussing. Starving.
Wouldn't take the bottle. So I fed him, and he took to me right away.
But, you know, I think my mistake was... I shouldn't have told her.
She's got lactation problems, and she couldn't appreciate it.
And now she won't let me baby-sit, she won't let me near her husband,
and I think there's something strangely paranoid about that, right?
So, dinner. Should we go out, or do you want to eat in?
Let's eat in. We've had train food all day.
Train food.
Okay, let me think. What do I have?
Let us get the food. We have a car.
We can get the groceries. I mean, it's the least that we can do.
Look at you, so helpful.
Oh, Burtie. I'm really proud of you, babe.
And I have to say I'm so glad you guys got pregnant so easily.
I was concerned when I heard about your tilted uterus.
You told her I have a tilted uterus?
I don't know. Maybe it was my mom.
Is your tilted uterus a secret?
Yeah, my tilted uterus is a fucking secret.
Oh, really, you fucking bitch!
Your fucking uterus is a motherfucking secret?
Well, fuck you!
You know, it was really nice of you to think of getting them a stroller.
Yeah. I had no idea how expensive it would be.
I told you.
No, like, really expensive.
I know.
Well, let me just hide this. There we go.
- You ready? - Yeah.
You think we got them a good one?